Newcastle Evening Chronicle: Pupil sent home from school over wrong shoesI shall leave it for others to comment on the attractiveness or otherwise of the subject of this photograph, except to say: "Good work with the hand placement".
Good work with the hand placement
That's Pete Burns isn't it?
ReplyDeleteNow you come to mention it...
ReplyDeleteWhere to start, where to start...
ReplyDeleteIf only APILN's foreign readers could hear the locals pronouncing "Chynnece McGlen", "Hadrian Enviroment School", "Philomena Marshall" "Excelsior Acadamy, Scotswood" - indeed the whole report (written by one of the Robson clan, you'll note).
As a Westener, I know what you evil Southerners are thinking...so why not say it here.
Schoolgirl (not schoolboy) uniform stories are a staple of local newspapers along with the cleavage shot which only occasionally do subjects avoid in case readers might think they were hopeless slappers, unlike Ms "Burns" of course.
Oh to be present at this story's photoshoot (what was on the contact-sheet, I wonder?).
Try not to think of Sting and Tantric Sex, for your own sakes.
That photo is the mother, surely?!
ReplyDeleteThat's a bloke. I mean, it has to be. Doesn't it?
ReplyDeleteYou may like to look at www.excelsiornewcastle.org.uk
ReplyDeleteto compare and contrast Ms Johnson and Ms Marshall.
Yep, dude looks like a lady.
ReplyDeleteFucking Chynnece!
ReplyDeleteGoodness, if one name could sum up a blatent charva family, this is it.