Monday, November 09, 2009

Guide dog anger

Basildon Echo: Cafe bans guide dog for being too smelly

I know dogs, and I can tell you from a single glance that this one's aboslutely LIVID.

This post cannot pass without marking words I heard this week on these very internets: "Seriously, if I went blind I'd want someone to shoot me in the head while I wasn't looking"

Spotter: Adam Edge
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5 comments:

  1. Westengland9:33 am

    Is it possible to comment on this post without offending some group somewhere? How would, say, the Daily Express cover it, I wonder?

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  2. Alistair Coleman11:59 am

    Go on. Try.

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  3. Westengland4:38 pm

    OK, you persuaded me.
    As "The Daily Star", the "Expresses" younger sibling, might put it:

    BAS BALDY, BLINDO COFFIN-DODGER'S REEKING RETRIEVER IRKS ISLAMIC PITSEA PAKI PRINCESS DI DODGY DEATH DENIER PROVOKING PAVEMENT-PIZZA PRODUCING NORTHLAND NOSHER'S PROPRIETOR'S PROHIBITION

    [Note: Readers' Comments -"punk", "honk" etc.: WTF? - FIIK (this is Basildon, England, isn't it?)].

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  4. Emsbabee4:57 pm

    He looks a lot fresher than his owner actually.

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  5. Sky Clearbrook9:41 pm

    Reporter: "So, Guide Dog, what is it you miss most about getting served in the Rose Cafe?"

    Guide Dog: "Fuckin' sausages... and that."

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