Manchester Evening News: Fury as posh flats left without water for four days
How desperate do you have to be to allow yourself to be photographed in your dressing gown?
Spotter's Badge: Maria
Monday, February 28, 2011
Sunshine Coast Daily: Christian school demands kid has Justin Bieber haircut ...err... cut
And after a lengthy absence, the majestic Sunshine Coast Daily returns to these pages. Welcome back!
Spotter's Badge: Rob
Grimsby Telegraph: Driver livid as traffic warden can't tell the difference between AM and PM on car park ticket
Check out the furrowed brow! "I'd park in her space for the whole day."
Spotter's Badge: James
Sunday, February 27, 2011
This is Somerset: Angry man told to repay benefits on account of his being dead
"I'm feeling better"
Spotter's Badge: Robert
Saturday, February 26, 2011
York Press: Pensioner warned over leaving bread out for the birds
Whoever wrote the "And you will know Elsie by her trail of bread" comment: GENIUS
Friday, February 25, 2011
Northants Evening Telegraph: Teen's entire future ruined - RUINED - after bus pass is refused
Twenty years from now, you'll be in the local rag, hair dyed purple, complaining about your daughter's hover-rocket-monorail pass. MARK MY WORDS.
Spotter's Badge: Jim
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Saddleworth News: Campaigners livid at plans to remove athletics track
I've been cutting back on the crowd scenes on this site, but this one is truly special
Spotter's Badge: Richard
Wokingham Times: Portable loo company boss furious as catalytic converters stolen from vans
In fact, his business has gone (oh-ho!) right down the shitter.
Spotter's Badge: Adam
This is Hull and East Riding: Rally as planners ignore petition to halt phone mast
Because we haven't wheeled out the "Mast debate" gag for months
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Bournemouth Echo: Campaigners fight to save bunnies from road development
I'm with the council on this. In fact, I wrote a poem:
I've got an evil rabbit
Who's got a nasty habit
STOP THIS LONG-EARED MENACE.
Bexley News Shopper: Carnival of Cuts taking place outside council office
I think there’s a letter missing in that title
Spotter's Badge: Peter
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Edinburgh News: Anger as legal bill in community centre row hits £50,000
Just think. That money could have bought FIVE MILLION penny chews, and everybody would have been happy.
Spotter's Badge: Caroline
Swindon Advertiser: Residents hand in petition against wind turbines at whopping great car plant, the irony being completely lost
NIMBYism at its finest
Monday, February 21, 2011
Hampshire Chronicle: Winchester resident fumes as chippings from pothole damages home
"I'd brush up the contents of her pothole"
Sunday, February 20, 2011
Bournemouth Echo: Poole man crosses his arms in fury as council refuses to help over noisy neighbours
At the risk of taking the law into your own hands: Crap through their letterbox - it's the only language these curs understand. And when you've finished, the neighbours as well.
Spotter's Badge: @hp88
Wolverhampton Express and Star: Angry milkman keeps diary of woe over potholes and escaped horses. yeah: HORSES
Blimey - people still have milk delivered? In bottles?
Saturday, February 19, 2011
Derby Telegraph: Row between Village of the Damned and Royal Mail over removed post box rumbles on
"I could kill you with a thought"
Keighley News: Woman OUTRAGED to discover that KFC serves halal chicken
Oh, good grief. Meat is dead stuff, no matter to which invisible sky zombie it is dedicated. And on a personal note, don't you think it's time to give the takeaways a rest?
Spotter's Badge: Jamie
Friday, February 18, 2011
Brighton Argus: Woman forced to sleep in car to escape noisy neighbours
...with a picture of what a woman sleeping in a car might look like
Spotter's Badge: Skuds
Derby Telegraph: Couple flee home after 70th car crash outside property
With 69 out of the 70 caused by drivers blinded by his coat
Spotter's Badge: Clive
Hendon and Finchley Times: Tory MP slams council car parking charge hike
"I say! How do you work this thing? My chauffeur normally handles this side of the business"
Spotter's Badge: David
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Bournemouth Echo: Woman ages thirty-seven years waiting on phone for Tax Office
"I'd leave her in a somewhat taxed condition"
Oxford Mail: Footballers upset as dogs leave turds on their pitch
As any football fan would tell you: "You're shit ...AAAAGH!"
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Manchester Evening News: Waiters fight off armed robbers with bottles of mineral water
Brilliant. Just Brilliant.
Spooter's Badge: Adrian
Peterborough Today: Town centre cable repairs bring misery for traders
It's like a publicity photo for a 1980s New Rom band
Spotter's Badge: Hannah
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Bradford Telegraph and Argus: Residents block entrance to building site in protest
No. No. No. Probably. No. Would block her site entrance.
Monday, February 14, 2011
Somewhere in Australia Weekend Courier: Water company's apology for bad smell
There are not nearly enough holding-your-nose pictures on this blog. Fixed.
Spotter's Badge: Kim