Coventry Telegraph: Residents' fury as council refuses to empty recycling bins
Plentiful supplies of Soylent Green, I notice.
Spotter's Badge: Rob
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Dorset Echo: Vicar forgives thieves TO DEATH as lead stolen from church roof
Fact: All lady vicars must have a single-syllable first name (for eg Deb, Jo, Bev). Exception: Geraldine
Monday, August 30, 2010
Bucks Free Press: Pointy man furious as holes appear in back gardens
Somebody call Tom Baker
Spotter's Badge: Christopher
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Manchester Evening News: Passenger wages campaign against poor bus service
The Messenger: Passenger slams Stagecoach over bus timetable
And from our contributor:
I dunno. This one is clearly NOT from a local paper.
Spotter's badge: Gigglestick
Metro: Elderly ravers threatened with ASBO by council officials
Bloody senile delinquents.
Spotter's Badge: Colin
Saturday, August 28, 2010
Friday, August 27, 2010
Fulham Chronicle: Camapigners fight to save what was - back in the day - this site owner's local library, and if that isn't going to keep it open I don't know what is
Time to roll this out again:
"What do we want?"
Spotter's Badge: Mark
Peterborough Today: People who knowingly bought houses near football ground upset by football ground
Excellent NIMBY-ism, keep it up
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Dorset Echo: Simple Portland folk upset by crime spree by simple Portland chavs
Twinned with Theydon Bois and the Bois de Bologne
Sunshine Coast Daily: Residents furious as blunder lead to huge council tax bills
And there's nowhere better for a bit of formation anger than round the back by the bins.
Spotter's Badge: Rob
Aberdeen Evening Express: Taxi driver furious that court case has ruined his business
Click on through to make up your mind whether he brought it upon himself.
Spotter's Badge: Paul
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Dorset Echo: Mum's fury as son earns cash washing cars, drops his ten pound note in the street, then watches in mounting despair as a) man runs off with money and b) car runs over his skateboard. Ta-da!
A veritable tale of woe
Also: "I'd run over her skateboard"
Sunshine Coast Daily: Women think missing cats may have been stolen
"Mad cat woman is angry"
And there is nothing - NOTHING - like the wrath of a mad cat woman
Spotter's Badge: Rob
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Coventry Telegraph: A nation screams out in collective fury as woman dumps family cat in wheelie bin
I was beginning to feel sorry for the woman who did the dirty deed as the outpourings of rage against her reached a fever pitch. Then Gazza turned up at her door with a fishing road and a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken. She's on her own...
Monday, August 23, 2010
Bournemouth Echo: Idiot teenager escapes after setting fire to his own bed
Think once. Think twice. Think: Don't toss in the bed
Dorset Echo: Littlemoor traders fuming as roadworks set to disrupt access to shops. For one day.
Local knowledge: Littlemoor would, in fact, be greatly improved with a fifty-foot wall built around it, with Snake Plissken as one of its residents
Also: "I'd turn her lorries"
Wigan Today sponsored by The Hot Tub Outlet: Wigan man's fury over repairs to just two barriers
Also, they forgot the Evel Knievel-style ramp
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Basildon Echo: UKIP man points with abject fury at Basildon potholes
Top pointing, UKIP bloke. If there's any political party that knows how to point with impotent fury, it's UKIP.
Brighton Argus: Fear and loathing in Brighton as seagulls taste human flesh
"I'd peck her around the head"
Spotter's Badge: Skuds
Saturday, August 21, 2010
Croydon Advertiser: Mum's fury as 'laughing' parking inspector writes ticket
"I'd park on her dropped kerb"
Actually, I wouldn't
Friday, August 20, 2010
Southampton Daily Echo: Dentist vows bloody revenge as council refuse permission for sign
Predictable sexist comment of the day: "I'd give her a filling"
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Stuff.Nz: Fury as cafe charges extra to cut tasty, tasty cake
And it's a bloody HUGE cake, too.
Spotter's Badge: Nic
Wolverhampton Express and Star: Dudley residents furious as council refuses to mow verges
"Right, has anybody here got a 400 yard long extension lead?"
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Brisbane Times: Nurses furious as payroll debacle enters fourth month
Look, just pay up you fools, or she puts chili powder in your enema.